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the-jellicle-duelist:

boypussyparty:

time to evil jerk off

COUNTER SPELL

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wroski:

it’s been a long day pass the gay vampires

ravenkinnie:

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

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prokopetz:

rabbiteclair:

everybody knows the hardest parts of a story to write are the start and the end, so optimize your writing with an infinitely recursive story printed on a mobius strip

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powerburial:

ofools:

milknjuice-deactivated20190908:

cumbrane:

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over a thousand kpop fans fell for the dumbest bait imaginable

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It gets better

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there was an era when Limmy found out saying ‘cunt’ was an automatic ban if someone reports them and just baited people into saying it in more and more creative ways. he probably racked up hundreds of bans. one of the funniest things on twitter

msaprildaniels:

fuzzynecromancer:

whetstonefires:

Okay also I’ve been driving electric cars long enough now to be really emphatic that the fact that they’re not all automatically built with solar panels in the roofs is a scandal.

And somehow almost every time I tell anyone this they roll their eyes and attempt to explain to me that this would not create a perpetual motion machine because of the limitations of the area relative to the power draw of the motor, which is incredibly annoying because that’s not the point.

Yes it’s possible that driving in the sunshine with a solar collector dripping into the battery would net you a little more mileage on that trip before needing recharge, but the usefulness of a solar-topped electric car is that if you drive it someplace–say, to work–and leave it outside in the sun all day, you’ll definitely have more range available by the time you’re ready to head home.

Also if you fuck up your calculations because of the inefficiency induced by cold weather or something and get yourself stranded without anywhere to charge, like halfway up a mountain or, more likely, six miles from home, you can call for rescue or walk away, come back later, and it’ll be able to move again.

This is important because unlike running out of gas you can’t really go get some electricity.

like imagine if some of the energy that turns into face-melting air when you first turn the AC on was stored as electricity instead of going to waste

Imagine if electric cars were designed and sold on their merits as practical devices and not toys for the rich.

j-psilas:

lowpolywolf:

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everyone look at this book i found

“Children love dogs, and they love poop. Time to add a modern twist to the formula.”

—Todd Strass, probably

randalltier:

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

yowx:

everyone now knows about the sigourney weaver bush incident but what you don’t know is that she was actually insisting on being fully naked for that final act of Alien

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minervose:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

hera-the-wizard:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

Leopardy!

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So? #girlboss

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next